Total Medals Earned: 693 (From 162 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,365 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/160 points)
Manage to get yourself killed at the very beginning
Kill your first(and possibly last) zombie.
Fight off the damn zombies for 3 minutes!
This is it. You did it.
Medals Earned: 15/15 (490/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Reach 100m
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/485 points)
Reach 200 meters!
Reach 500m!
Unlock all (default) player characters.
Reach 1,000m.
Evade 10,000 spike blocks.
Bump into other birds 1,000 times!
Evade 100 bullets/arrows/bats using the time slowing bird!
Die 300 times.
Reach 2,500m!
Reach 10,000m!!!
Reach 5,000m!
Jump 25,000 times!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/260 points)
Burn a Plank
Burn >25 Planks at Once
Destroy a Balloon With a Dash Attack
Hit a Victrola Twice in Midair
Burn >100 Planks at Once
Score Over 10,000,000
Complete Game
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Destroy a speed ship
Play for the first time
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy a battle ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Try again after being defeated
Destroy an energy ship
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Destroy an elite battle ship
Destroy an elite speed ship
Try again 15 times
Get more than 31415 points
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy a war fan ship
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Reach MAX wave.
Reach Max wave
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/165 points)
Start playing.
Lose a game.
Buy a new blade part.
Win a battle!
Beat the Tier 1 tournament.
Beat the Tier 2 tournament.
Build the most powerful blade in the game.
Beat the Tier 3 tournament.
Buy every battle blade item.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/115 points)
Collect more than 100 diamonds
Launch more than 20 rockets
Dash more than 100 times
Beat the game
Complete levels 3-10 and 12-15 without killing enemies
Finish the game without dying
